insult sms(English).

1.U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
 
 
2.Six truths of life
6 truths of life:-

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.



3.When u feel sad….

 
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

“damn I am really so cute”

u will overcome your sadness.

But don’t make this a habit…..

Coz liars go to hell !!!!
 
 
4.I put my dog out of the window
 
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,

u put ur face out,

then people started shouting

‘TWINS TWINS’
 
 
5.What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
 
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
Only you were selected
My eyes detected



7.International day for mentally disabled

My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Today is an international day

for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………
Mental hospital is not so far


8.What is the difference between monkey and donkey


Twinkle Twinkle little star,
What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

&

Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far