wife and husband sms

1.Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?


Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,

than shooting one man every week.

2.Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest 
7.Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
 
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

8.Wife: What is so interesting in me

Wife: What is so interesting in me?


Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!


9.Any boyfriend before marriage
 
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

9.Three Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday &

I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.











and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!


3.How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

4.Was my fault…

Last night was my fault,

my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

 
 
5.Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience
 
Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

6.Than we met

My wife and I

were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.